Phuck You, Phil
Not cool, Phil. Not cool. Who the hell do you think you are, coming out of your stupid little mini-cave once a year, telling us there's going to be six more weeks of shitty weather? Did Jerry Taft die and make you meterologist? Because last time I checked, he was alive and kicking, still making lame weather jokes in his lovable weatherman way. So crawl back inside you little hole, Phil. We don't want your doomsday predictions.
I believe Phil Connor of Groundhog Day said it best: "I think This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat."
Not cool, Phil. Not cool. Who the hell do you think you are, coming out of your stupid little mini-cave once a year, telling us there's going to be six more weeks of shitty weather? Did Jerry Taft die and make you meterologist? Because last time I checked, he was alive and kicking, still making lame weather jokes in his lovable weatherman way. So crawl back inside you little hole, Phil. We don't want your doomsday predictions.
I believe Phil Connor of Groundhog Day said it best: "I think This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat."
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Did you know that in honor of Groundhog Day, McDonalds is giving away Hamburgers for 49 cents? Gee- I wonder where the meet comes from.....
By Anonymous, at 3:34 PM
meAt, sorry!
By Anonymous, at 3:35 PM
Remember when you had to wake up early and cover Jer-Bear at his house to see if he saw his shadow?
Where have you been? Call me!
By Jess, at 4:23 PM
Rock on. In my opionion this is the absolute worst holiday of the year. All it does is fill us with false hopes, when I really think it is meteorologically impossible for the groundhog to not see his shadow.
By v, at 9:03 PM
Why does Phil look like he's been stabbed???
By Anonymous, at 10:13 PM
has our dear little phil ever NOT seen his shadow? i don't remember a time when there wasn't 6 more weeks of winter.
although, it seems winter is done with down south. it's 70 here today!!
By Anonymous, at 1:07 PM
I love groundhogs--They're so cute!! But winter needs to go away. Global warming--yay!!
By Anonymous, at 2:00 PM
yeah, so i live in the desert. i don't understand you people and your "snow" or "cold". all i understand is air conditioning and walking on the surface of the sun. you should try it some time. it's a real character builder.
oh, and i think groundhog day is one of the worst movies ever made.
By Anonymous, at 5:10 PM
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