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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Phuck You, Phil

Not cool, Phil. Not cool. Who the hell do you think you are, coming out of your stupid little mini-cave once a year, telling us there's going to be six more weeks of shitty weather? Did Jerry Taft die and make you meterologist? Because last time I checked, he was alive and kicking, still making lame weather jokes in his lovable weatherman way. So crawl back inside you little hole, Phil. We don't want your doomsday predictions.

I believe Phil Connor of Groundhog Day said it best: "I think This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat."

8 Comments:

  • Did you know that in honor of Groundhog Day, McDonalds is giving away Hamburgers for 49 cents? Gee- I wonder where the meet comes from.....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:34 PM  

  • meAt, sorry!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:35 PM  

  • Remember when you had to wake up early and cover Jer-Bear at his house to see if he saw his shadow?

    Where have you been? Call me!

    By Blogger Jess, at 4:23 PM  

  • Rock on. In my opionion this is the absolute worst holiday of the year. All it does is fill us with false hopes, when I really think it is meteorologically impossible for the groundhog to not see his shadow.

    By Blogger v, at 9:03 PM  

  • Why does Phil look like he's been stabbed???

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:13 PM  

  • has our dear little phil ever NOT seen his shadow? i don't remember a time when there wasn't 6 more weeks of winter.

    although, it seems winter is done with down south. it's 70 here today!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:07 PM  

  • I love groundhogs--They're so cute!! But winter needs to go away. Global warming--yay!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:00 PM  

  • yeah, so i live in the desert. i don't understand you people and your "snow" or "cold". all i understand is air conditioning and walking on the surface of the sun. you should try it some time. it's a real character builder.

    oh, and i think groundhog day is one of the worst movies ever made.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:10 PM  

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