Kickin' It in Tempe

Sometimes hardworking girls like yours truly need a little R&R. For times like these, we turn to our cousins, lovers, confidantes in the desert to show us a good time. My cousin Jenifer was kind enough to host me this past weekend at her pad in Tempe, AZ, my possible future home. Why not? Home to Arizona State University, well known for its mass comm/journ program...who's to say it won't happen?

In any case, here are some highlights:

--Watching 3,235 billable hours of Arrested Development and undressing Jason Bateman with my eyes while doing so.

--Me never turning off a light when I left a room, followed by Jenifer asking if I was raised

in a barn. At one point, I thought I caught her not turning off a light, but was then put

in my place with, "Do you see where my hand is?"
--Buying Placenta Shampoo (or Champu de Placenta for our Spanish amigos) at the local dollar store: For those days when you just don't feel like there's enough afterbirth in your hair.
--Acting completely insane and ridiculous at Jenifer's birthday party
--Eating copious amounts of awesome Italian food at Buca de Beppo

All in all, it was quite the good time. And who knows, maybe this time next year I'll be kickin' it in my own house in Tempe. Yeeeeeeeah!!